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Cross-posted from my blog: I’m the best wife ever. At least, Adam and I think so.
Yesterday I decided that I wanted to decorate Adam’s truck for his birthday. He sells tools now, and he drives around in a box truck–kind of like a bread truck or something, where you walk through to the back from the front cab area. It’s a mobile tool store.
I went to Target and they had some clearance decorating kits–they were perfect, with banners, signs, and then a hanging curtain to put in the little entryway in his truck. I had to be at work at 6:45 this morning so I was trying to think of how I was going to get onto the truck without him knowing I’m out there. I’d definitely have to steal his keys because I don’t ever go on the truck by myself.
Well, Cathy called to see if we could switch shifts today so she could do something cool with her boyfriend tonight. I was hesitant because it’s Adam’s birthday, but we didn’t make any day-of birthday plans because we’re having his party here on Saturday with a bunch of people (a bonfire with chili, spiked cider, and caramel apples!). He assured me it was fine if I worked the night shift so we switched.
This was PERFECT for my decorating-the-truck plan because instead of having to be at work at 6:45 I don’t have to be there until 1:15! Yay! I set my alarm earlier than Adam because my plan was to sneak out to the truck while he was sleeping. It literally didn’t occur to me until the alarm went off at 6 (at which point I freaked out thinking I still had to be at work at 6:45 and wouldn’t be able to decorate at all) that I could decorate while he was in the shower.
DUH.
So he got up to take a shower and I said "I’ll take the dogs out! It’s your birthday!" And proceeded to put on a jacket, shoes, and then stuff my pockets with pink balloons (all I had), his truck keys, some tape, and I slipped a thing of masking tape on my wrist like a bracelet.
I put the dogs in the yard (we fenced in part of our yard now; one year I’ll show you the pics… I still need to upload them!) and literally RAN to my car, got the stuff out of the trunk, and RAN to his truck to get inside of it in case he came out of the bathroom for some reason and saw me.
The little decorating kit was actually a bitch to put together. Some of the pieces were the tissue paper that you fan open and it looks really cool, but the stickies they give you to put it together didn’t work. Thank God I grabbed the masking tape! I taped some birthday signs on his truck door and entrance, I put his birthday bag on his driver’s seat so he’d see it as soon as he opened the door (Dunkin Donuts ground coffee and a Dunkin Donuts gift card), hung the birthday banners from the ceiling, and then quickly blew up the pink balloons. I only did five puffs each to save on time.
Then I made sure I had his keys, locked the truck up, and RAN back to the house. I went in through the kitchen super stealth-like and didn’t hear the shower. I quickly ditched the tape and my shoes and I could hear him in the bedroom, but for some reason (thank God!) he shut the door, which allowed me to dash into the library and put his keys back where I found them.
I opened the door and looked kind of surprised to see him there and then went and stretched out on the bed. He commented he was surprised to see that was I actually up and about instead of back in bed. I just quipped it was hard to stay sleepy when I had to listen to his alarms go off for an hour this morning (birthday snoozes). I hugged him and kissed him goodbye and he said "What am I forgetting?" and I offered "Coffee?" he said "Oh yeah! Why don’t you get my coffee out of the fridge and I’ll run out to the truck to get my Monster mug?" I said "Why don’t you go to Dunkin Donuts and just treat yourself? It’s your birthday." He freaking says, "I like my coffee better than theirs."
!09*$!(1)4!)5(1%!@%$@*5!)()
So I say I’ll get his coffee out of the fridge (he likes cold coffee but no ice because it waters it down, so he makes coffee and puts it in the fridge overnight) and he goes out to his truck. I was literally running (and leaping over our baby gate that keeps the dogs in the kitchen) back and forth through the house to see where I’d have the best view of him going onto the truck.
I had to settle for just seeing his legs from the knees down through the bushes at the kitchen window. It was HILARIOUS. I watched him open the truck and step on and then FREEZE. Literally his legs didn’t move one teensy bit. Eventually he abruptly turned to the left to look at everything else and froze again, and that’s when I could hardly breathe for laughing so hard and I ran out there and said "You look SO FUNNY!" He loved it. I took him on a mini tour and apologized for the pink balloons.
I told him to open his gift and said "Yeah, not sure if you’re going to like it because you like your coffee BETTER!" He said "It’s just because they put ice in it and it waters down! That’s why I like mine better, no ice!" Too funny.
Anyway, it made him very happy and he said I turned his not-so-special birthday into something a little more fun. Yay! Plus he said he was trying to figure out how he was going to tell guys that it was his birthday today to try to encourage them to buy more stuff.
Problem solved!
best wife ever:)

Image by Fuschia Foot
Adam amidst all the decor… cross-posted from my blog:
I’m the best wife ever. At least, Adam and I think so.
Yesterday I decided that I wanted to decorate Adam’s truck for his birthday. He sells tools now, and he drives around in a box truck–kind of like a bread truck or something, where you walk through to the back from the front cab area. It’s a mobile tool store.
I went to Target and they had some clearance decorating kits–they were perfect, with banners, signs, and then a hanging curtain to put in the little entryway in his truck. I had to be at work at 6:45 this morning so I was trying to think of how I was going to get onto the truck without him knowing I’m out there. I’d definitely have to steal his keys because I don’t ever go on the truck by myself.
Well, Cathy called to see if we could switch shifts today so she could do something cool with her boyfriend tonight. I was hesitant because it’s Adam’s birthday, but we didn’t make any day-of birthday plans because we’re having his party here on Saturday with a bunch of people (a bonfire with chili, spiked cider, and caramel apples!). He assured me it was fine if I worked the night shift so we switched.
This was PERFECT for my decorating-the-truck plan because instead of having to be at work at 6:45 I don’t have to be there until 1:15! Yay! I set my alarm earlier than Adam because my plan was to sneak out to the truck while he was sleeping. It literally didn’t occur to me until the alarm went off at 6 (at which point I freaked out thinking I still had to be at work at 6:45 and wouldn’t be able to decorate at all) that I could decorate while he was in the shower.
DUH.
So he got up to take a shower and I said "I’ll take the dogs out! It’s your birthday!" And proceeded to put on a jacket, shoes, and then stuff my pockets with pink balloons (all I had), his truck keys, some tape, and I slipped a thing of masking tape on my wrist like a bracelet.
I put the dogs in the yard (we fenced in part of our yard now; one year I’ll show you the pics… I still need to upload them!) and literally RAN to my car, got the stuff out of the trunk, and RAN to his truck to get inside of it in case he came out of the bathroom for some reason and saw me.
The little decorating kit was actually a bitch to put together. Some of the pieces were the tissue paper that you fan open and it looks really cool, but the stickies they give you to put it together didn’t work. Thank God I grabbed the masking tape! I taped some birthday signs on his truck door and entrance, I put his birthday bag on his driver’s seat so he’d see it as soon as he opened the door (Dunkin Donuts ground coffee and a Dunkin Donuts gift card), hung the birthday banners from the ceiling, and then quickly blew up the pink balloons. I only did five puffs each to save on time.
Then I made sure I had his keys, locked the truck up, and RAN back to the house. I went in through the kitchen super stealth-like and didn’t hear the shower. I quickly ditched the tape and my shoes and I could hear him in the bedroom, but for some reason (thank God!) he shut the door, which allowed me to dash into the library and put his keys back where I found them.
I opened the door and looked kind of surprised to see him there and then went and stretched out on the bed. He commented he was surprised to see that was I actually up and about instead of back in bed. I just quipped it was hard to stay sleepy when I had to listen to his alarms go off for an hour this morning (birthday snoozes). I hugged him and kissed him goodbye and he said "What am I forgetting?" and I offered "Coffee?" he said "Oh yeah! Why don’t you get my coffee out of the fridge and I’ll run out to the truck to get my Monster mug?" I said "Why don’t you go to Dunkin Donuts and just treat yourself? It’s your birthday." He freaking says, "I like my coffee better than theirs."
!09*$!(1)4!)5(1%!@%$@*5!)()
So I say I’ll get his coffee out of the fridge (he likes cold coffee but no ice because it waters it down, so he makes coffee and puts it in the fridge overnight) and he goes out to his truck. I was literally running (and leaping over our baby gate that keeps the dogs in the kitchen) back and forth through the house to see where I’d have the best view of him going onto the truck.
I had to settle for just seeing his legs from the knees down through the bushes at the kitchen window. It was HILARIOUS. I watched him open the truck and step on and then FREEZE. Literally his legs didn’t move one teensy bit. Eventually he abruptly turned to the left to look at everything else and froze again, and that’s when I could hardly breathe for laughing so hard and I ran out there and said "You look SO FUNNY!" He loved it. I took him on a mini tour and apologized for the pink balloons.
I told him to open his gift and said "Yeah, not sure if you’re going to like it because you like your coffee BETTER!" He said "It’s just because they put ice in it and it waters down! That’s why I like mine better, no ice!" Too funny.
Anyway, it made him very happy and he said I turned his not-so-special birthday into something a little more fun. Yay! Plus he said he was trying to figure out how he was going to tell guys that it was his birthday today to try to encourage them to buy more stuff.
Problem solved!

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Posing with the CUTEST CREATURES EVAR. If you play WoW, then you aware of the freaky-hilarious Murlocs that you encounter throughout all of the worlds. Well, I was shocked to discover these itty bitty murloc babies that I was supposed to free. They kept following me around saying "mommy? murglefliufpglup!"